poopflow: seein a hot girl and being like
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
stylinsmut: the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up” she picked up a sperm just one
sassysinglelady: What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way
Crying for the rest of my life because Sam would...
juriilicious: quillius: thorineded: sherlockismyholmesboy: lee pace wasn’t kidding when he said he had to re-learn how to move his body to play thranduil u got sumthin 2 say you little bitch HE TOOK TWO STEPS AND WENT 30 FEET HOW THE FUCK Lee got there in a… pace get out.
life-is-a-love-story: timelordparadise: ppyajunebug: NEVER FORGET Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom #HufflepuffsAreTheBest And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban ‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year. ...
Cosmo Sex Tip # 438
josh-is-awesome: When you finish taking off his shirt look him straight in the eyes and whisper this is my design
thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very...
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
sunjolras: so like if you ever want to unfollow me for literally any reason you can do that i want you to have a nice dash i want you to have the freedom to create the space here that you want to have if you don’t want to unfollow, but want something tagged, just send an ask i have anon on for a reason that’s all sweet honeychildren
miscaitlin: why doesn’t life have a motherlode cheat yet
morgrana: in-the-village-of-derwyn: morgrana: morgrana: for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications DON’T YOU DARE you know you secretly like it
noodle-san: when ur listenin to music and someone tries to talk to u
ianmckellening: i like that part in iron man 3 where the whole movie
this-t00-shall-pass: when the person you hate speaks
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarthuur: novakian: a long time ago i had the idea to put a bunch of dove brand soap in like the cereal aisle of a grocery store and then go tell a store employee that i found dove in a soapless place why didnt you do it
thiinka: kirkspocks: let me explain a southern californian spring to you last week it was so hot and windy that it actually started a huge wildfire and tomorrow it’s going to rain this is where i live, it’s crazy