my favorite main characters are the ones who start out as shitty people and then go through gradual but drastic character development and it’s hardly noticeable when it happens but then you look at the whole thing and you’re like “holy shit”
ahaha, i had entirely too much fun googling pick up lines…
Tumblr should really give you a warning when you’re about to hit the post limit. Like a little pop-up that says “Hey, slow down there, soldier! You’ve been blogging a fuckton! You’re (20) posts away from exceeding your daily post limit! Maybe it’s time to go outside and play.”
#accurate portray of two of my otps #while ginny is looking after harry #and harry finds an excuse to touch her hand #ron is eating #and hermione looks at him like #why can’t we be like them #and then she looks down #and i am pretty sure she’s thinking about hitting ronald #or kissing him #because those are the two things that make her feel better #conclusion #while harry and ginny are in a romantic sort of relationship #i’m pretty sure ron and hermione are into s&m #the end
Teen Wolf Avengers AUS.H.I.E.L.D agents Black Widow (Lydia Romanov) and Hawkeye (Allison Barton) find themselves working together once again to protect a school in Beacon Hills.
Zeus hates my guts, but I’m named after one of his sons
Athena doesn’t like me, but I’m dating her daughter
I have a lot of brothers but I’m Dad’s favorite
Blue food doesn’t exist yet I still eat it
Dionysus forgets camper’s names. He knows mine
Great Prophecy said I had to die at sixteen, didn’t die and was offered immortality
I drool in my sleep, Annabeth
I wasn’t the chosen one, but I still saved the world
Five girls are all after my affection, doesn’t even have to flirt
Is a boy, Artemis respects me anyway
Is mistaken for a god, dirty and scratched up anyways
Sleeps for six months, still in great shape
Mails Medusa’s head to Olympus, doesn’t get smited
Coach Hedge doesn’t want me gettin’ physical with Annabeth?
Doesn’t make date plans, takes girlfriend to Paris anyways
Is Greek, understands Latin anyways
Looks hot in a toga
Blackjack gets there faster than Tempest
Queen of the gods tries to erase memories, still remembers girlfriend
Got offered immortality, turned it down for a girl
Elected praetor in less than a week
Is hated by Zeus, flies anyway, twice
Has more powers than any other Big 3 kid
Charms Reyna in two days, takes Jason four years
Thalia pledges to fore-go the company of men, is still best friends with me
Stay away from your daughter, you ask?
Risks life and entire quest for a harpy?
Rocks man satchel
Whole army of shades? Pssh, I’ve got this
Falls 600 ft, perfectly fine
I want percy jackson memes of all of these please and thanks
I am 5541255015354545151684685412345678995865555436268565646554646% done
there’s nothing more painful than shipping a ship that could so easily be canon and isn’t but there’s like this slight glimmer of hope that it might one day be canon so you keep holding onto that hope but it only causes more pain
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I know Jensen and Jared are Rapunzel and Flynn but
“This may surprise people, but it is the truth. In many, many ways, Hufflepuff is my favorite House. There comes a point in the final book where each House has the choice whether or not to rise to a certain challenge… The Slytherins, for reasons that are understandable, decide they’d rather not play. The Ravenclaws: some decide they will, some decide they won’t. The Hufflepuffs, virtually to a person, stay – as do the Gryffindors. Now, the Gryffindors comprise a lot of fool-hardy and show-offy people. That’s just the way it is. I’m a Gryffindor, I’m allowed to say it. There’s bravery and there’s also showboating, and sometimes the two go together. The Hufflepuffs stayed for a different reason. They weren’t trying to show off. They weren’t being reckless. That’s the essence of Hufflepuff House. Now my oldest child, my daughter Jessica, said something very profound to me not very many days ago actually. She said to me – and she, by the way, was not Sorted into Hufflepuff House – but she said to me, “I think we should all want to be Hufflepuffs.” I can only say to you that I would not be at all disappointed to be Sorted into Hufflepuff House. So I’m a little upset that anyone does feel that way.” -Jo Rowling
I firmly believe that the reason many Slytherins were easily convinced to join Voldemort was because they were treated like shit by the rest of the houses while they were growing up. Imagine spending seven of the most important years of your life being told that you were part of the bad house and therefore bad yourself. Everyone boos your quidditch team. All the houses will hang out with everyone except you. You grow up being hated by your fellow students and many of your teachers.
Now imagine someone comes along and tells you that you’re not worthless and bad. That you’re invited to join a family where you will right the wrongs committed against you. You have the opportunity to be wanted and powerful instead of a hated outcast. Several of your former classmates are telling you how great it is. How you’re welcomed and needed. These are the kids you grew up with. The classmates who went through all the same things you did. Being a Death Eater sounds pretty good now.
I’ve been waiting for a post like this.
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I was always bothered by the scene at the end of book 7, when the students are asked whether they want to fight the incoming Death Eater army. The Slytherin students are all like, “Uh. No?” And they’re treated like terrorists for it. In the movie, they’re even locked in the school dungeons while everyone cheers.
Did nobody stop to think and realize that if the Sytherin students had stood and fought, they would have been facing their own parents on a battlefield? Even if some of them weren’t really on board with the whole Death Eater thing, expecting them to fight was just cruel. They were children. The oldest of them were seventeen. Babies. And their own professors were asking them to shoot illegal killing spells at Mum and Dad.
Imagine you are a Slytherin and you are staying behind to defend your school and maybe restore some honor to your House. The other students are all giving you mistrustful glares. You know they’re waiting for you to start hitting them in the back with stunning spells. You consider doing it, too, because you’re already starting to regret the choice you made.
Then the battle begins, and you are up against a crowd of strangers who aren’t strangers at all. You recognize voices, muffled behind masks but still piercingly familiar. Your uncle. Your cousin. Your best friend’s big sister.
And then you see a tall man in expensive grey robes. A moment later you notice the small, curvy woman next to him, wand ready. They are guarding each others backs.
You recognize their shoes.